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The new challenge path is here, the new challenge path is here. Set out and give life a try as a Gelatinous Noob!
February's Item-of-the-Month, the heart-shaped crate, is now in Mr. Store. Watch out for the tentacle beast eating Seaside Town.
Tentacles appear to be bursting through holes in reality... that's probably not good.
January 02old announcements / trivial updates
January's Item-of-the-Month, a space jellyfish birthing planula, and 2017 Item-of-the-Year, a hopeful candle, are now in Mr. Store.
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|Basement Levels Cleared (Lifetime)|
|the Tristero ||134,435|
|Baron von Wurlitzer ||105,500|
|Sean Clannery ||63,746|
|Louis of Apshai ||35,644|