January 03
Visit Mr. Store to pick up the unoccupied sheep suit, a helpful familiar for gaining stats, finding items, and making neat stuff out of wool! It'll be available for all of 2023.

January 09
Hark! Crimbo Town will once again fade into the mists at rollover on Wednesday night.

January 20
The 8-Bit Realm has gotten a bit of a facelift, including a new acquisition method for the digital key.

February 02
February's Item-of-the-Month, the S.I.T. Course Voucher, is now available in Mr. Store. Your chance to learn about bugs, rocks, and plants from a prestigious university.

February 13
Astute observers may have noticed the emergence of certain shadowy rifts in various Kingdom locales.

February 16
A new challenge path! Play as one of the classes from Shadows Over Loathing.

February 26
Due to various plague-related logistical challenges, we're gonna need a few extra days to get March's Item-of-the-Month out the door.

March 06
March's Item-of-the-Month, the closed-circuit phone system, is finally in Mr. Store! Install one today!

April 07
April's Item-of-the-Month, the cursed monkey's paw, is available in Mr. Store and has been for a few days now!

April 19
Shadows Over Loathing is now available on the Nintendo Switch eShop!

May 02
May's Item-of-the-Month, the shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo, is now available in Mr. Store. It's a party on your hips!

May 14
The latest challenge path, Legacy of Loathing, is now available.

May 31
June's Item-of-the-Month, the shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog, is now available in Mr. Store. Storeception.

June 22
Due to frequent requests over the past two decades, a name change form is now available in Mr. Store for one Mr. Accessory.

June 30
July's Item-of-the-Month, the sleeping patriotic eagle, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up and start pledging allegiance to some areas of the Kingdom.

July 31
August's Item-of-the-Month, the august scepter, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up and celebrate lions and thriftshops and beaches, oh my! Also 28 other cool things.

August 14
A new challenge path has appeared - A Shrunken Adventurer am I!

August 31
The book of facts, September's Item-of-the-Month, is now in Mr. Store. Pick one up and learn all the things!

September 30
October's Item-of-the-Month, the Dark Jill-of-All-Trades, is now available in Mr. Store. Looks like Halloween has come early this year! Trick or treat!

October 31
A Guide to Burning Leaves, November's Item-of-the-Month, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up, start a fire, get some cool stuff.

November 27
The Time-Twitching Tower has materialized in Seaside Town! (The Time-Twitcher's Almanac suggests that it will stay around for a week.)

November 30
December's Item-of-the-Month, the wrapped candy cane sword cane, is now available in Mr. Store. Pepperminty!

November 30
You're not going to believe this, but Crimbo Season is upon us. Check out your campground for your very own Advent Calendar.

December 14
Would it be Crimbo Season if Crimbo Town didn't appear in the Big Mountains with some sort of trouble brewing? It would not. Go make some Crimbo trouble!

December 26
KoL's staff recorded a Q&A podcast earlier this month. You can listen here!